Pot-Luck-Humor - Costume Dilemma:

 

 

;o)   Costume Dilemma     Sam, a bald man with a wooden leg, is invited to a Halloween Party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a costume company and asks for their suggestion.     A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:   Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.  In appreciation for your order, please accept the parrot as a free bonus gift.   Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.       Even though he has received a free parrot, Sam feels offended because this costume emphasizes his Wooden Leg, so he sends them a letter of complaint.     A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:   Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's costume.. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you should really look the part.   Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.         Now, Sam is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head. Once again, he sends the company a nasty letter of complaint..       The very next day he receives a small parcel and a note, which reads:     Dear Sir, We have TRIED our very BEST.  Please find enclosed 3 jars of molasses and 2 bags of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.   Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.       Compilation Copyright © Wink Creations

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