A blonde went horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor
prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse
immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and
rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In
terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly
impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip,
the blonde attempts to leap a way from the horse and throw herself to
safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup;
she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered
against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when
to he r great fortune. ... Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her
dilemma and unplugs the horse. And you thought all they did was say
hello.
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