Pot-Luck-Humor - A Stay At The Watergate Hotel

 

A honeymoon couple is staying in the Watergate Hotel in downtown Washington. The bride seems a little concerned, and asks, "What if this place is still bugged, John?" The groom says, "I'll look around for a bug, honey." He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Finally, he says, "AHA! Lookie here!" Under the rug was a strange looking disc with four screws. He gets his Swiss army knife out, unscrews the screws, and throws them and the disc out the window. "There! That should take care of your worrying, darling!" The next morning at check out, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds, "So... Mr & Mrs Jones, how was your room? How was the service? How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?" The groom says, "Why are you asking us all of these questions?" The hotel manager says, "Well, the people staying in the room UNDER you complained of the chandelier falling on them last night!"

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