A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and
then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!
We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids
to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad
Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied.
"Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and
a homo.
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