Ole & Sven
Ole and Sven are neighbors in Wisconsin. Ole is in need of a new milk cow.
He hears about a nice one for sale over the border in Minnesota.
He drives over to Minnesota, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see
if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and
reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and
the cow farts again. Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion,
Ole decides to buy the cow anyway and take it home.
He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Come here and look at dis
new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens."
Sven reaches under and pulls; the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought this cow in Minnesota, didn't
yew?"
Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right, how did you know dat?"
Sven says, "My wife is from Minnesota..."
Ole and Sven are neighbors in Wisconsin. Ole is in need of a new milk cow.
He hears about a nice one for sale over the border in Minnesota.
He drives over to Minnesota, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see
if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and
reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and
the cow farts again. Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion,
Ole decides to buy the cow anyway and take it home.
He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Come here and look at dis
new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens."
Sven reaches under and pulls; the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought this cow in Minnesota, didn't
yew?"
Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right, how did you know dat?"
Sven says, "My wife is from Minnesota..."
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all of his numbers continue to improve. He also said ...
http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/MisfitsCafe/message/168
The Most Astonishing Health Disaster of the Century !!!
==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPI7zdGdqo4
MISFITSCAFE.COM | PO BOX 4286 | DELTONA FL 32725-0286
* To donate, use: http://misfitscafe.com/donate
Thank You & Looking Forward, StumpySteve MD
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(='.'=) Dear Dorothy, Hate Oz. Took the shoes.
(")_(") Find your own way home!!! xoxo Toto
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