A mid-level Blonde executive was so frustrated at being
passed over for promotion year after year that, in
frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the
hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was
told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand
that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of
accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars;
an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an
ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand.
An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand
dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's
brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many
Democrats it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
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