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If Only Life Was Like A Computer!   If you messed up your life, You could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over.   To get your daily exercise, Just click on "run."   If you needed a break from life, Click on "suspend." Hit any key to continue life when ready.   To get even with the neighbours, Turn up the sound blaster.   To add or remove someone in your life, Click settings and control panel. Then, simply click "Add / remove."   To improve your appearance, Just adjust the display settings.   If life gets too noisy, Turn off the speakers.   When you lose your car keys, Click on "find."   "Help" with the chores is Just a click away.   You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your diskette or CD to recover from a crash.   We could click on "send" & The kids would go to bed immediately.   To feel like a new person, Click on "refresh."   Click on "close" To shut up the kids and spouse.   To undo a mistake, Click on "back."   Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update."   If you don't like cleaning the litter box, Click on "delete."

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==> Here's wishing you & yours all the best in 2011 ...
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