Diane, do any of these folks look familiar..... ;)
He looks like the loneliest person to ever wear that shirt.
It's never a good thing when your wedgie has a wedgie. Somebody go get the jaws of life and we'll see what we can do to help.
Hahahaha! Hahahahaa! Hahahaha! It's funny cause it's gross
You are all that is EPIC! I want you to rent yourself out so much it hurts. I would hire you to just show up at any special event and just stand there exactly like this, rocking it out. Birthdays, Barmitzvah, company meetings, Christmas, you name it, it would rock. In fact just go ahead and pencil in the next wedding i attend, cause your officially my +1.
Answer me this: How does a short jean jacket NOT go with pink capri pants?
Who wears them better? The answer comes down to whether you prefer a ponytail or some nipple action.
We would like to go ahead and apologize to all the men out there who will now not be able to have erection for the next 2 weeks…..our bad
Well, it's a good thing you put that hoodie on, because without it you might have been a tad underdressed.
I'm hardcore 'til the end, you can't pretend, granny's rap scares you so bad you fill up your Depends.
After spending time on our website apparently some people have decided they need a little extra help to get through their Walmart shopping experience.
I think this guy REALLY likes wedgies
"Does something need licked? I heard there was something here that needed licked. Come on, what needs a good licking?"
Yeah sure, let's go ahead and show off the fact that you stole Mrs. Clause's negligee.
Receiving one picture of skunk hair color is enough to make you go "Really?!?!" But getting two of them is enough to make you stick your head through a wall in disbelief.
Didn't you read that book "He wouldn't get into you after 2 bottles of tequila and 6 hits of ecstasy"?
I like it 3 houses down with someone else.
I don't even know why you are bothering looking at bikinis because I don't think you could look any sexier. If I were you I'd be over in the jewlery section picking out bellybutton rings if you really want to make it pop, ya know!
Put 'em on wheels!!!! This is going to revolutionize breast feeding on the go. Multitasking has never been so easy! This is ingenious. (If you are dumb enough to agree with me and would like to invest in this new idea please feel free to send gross amounts of money directly to us).
Ummm, I think you might need something more than the pine tree air freshener. It's a start, not where I would have started, but it's a start.
On a scale of 1 to 10, where do you think his level of giving a f*** what you think is? What I'm feeling right now is straight jealousy for that dude.
Do you think her and the rest of the music hating Blue Meanies are gearing up for another attack on the Yellow Submarine?
How does one manage to make it look like they tucked their ass into their pants like a shirt?
I am so disappointed in our entire human race right now. I'm angry at each and every one of you that we have gotten to this point as a species. I wish I could put literally every person in a time-out right now.
You figure the needle would have popped something, right?
Oh wow that's neat, JanSport came out with a new flesh colored fanny-pack….wait…wait a minute…hold on…that can't be…is it really?…..OH MY DEAR GOD! Someone come and stab me in the neck so I'm distracted from this pain!
Do you REALLY think you are going to be needing those condoms there playboy? Unless you plan on practicing for the 'big game' with a toilet paper roll and some lunch meat, I recommend that you put it back on the shelf.
Well the good news is that we were able to crown our top mother from Mother's Day! Congratulations?
Oh damn, Santa is workin' it!
OH COME ON! How hard could it possibly be to cover your ass? The purpose of suspenders is to keep your pants up above your waist, yet somehow you have managed to fail at that simple task, while at the same time, just our luck, the backup safeguard of your shirt fails to stay down and protect us. Thanks buddy!
He was recently diagnosed with "Pee Wee Herman Syndrome". Basically your kids are distracted by him and yet you still have a sneaking suspicion not to let them watch, but for some reason you let them anyway.
Hey hog Molly, they don't make "tube-bottoms" for a reason. Knock it off.
Ow, she's a brick (da-na-na-na) HOUSE. She's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out.
Well obviously the front basket is full so she couldn't ride E.T. style which doesn't leave her many other unsafe transportation options.
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