Pot-Luck-Humor - Nine Out of Ten

 

Johnny was meeting a friend in a hotel bar and as he went in, he noticed two pretty girls looking at him.

"Nine," he heard one whisper as he passed.

Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy and told him, "That girl over there just rated me a nine out of ten."

"I don't want to ruin it for you, but when I walked in, they were speaking German."

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