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Sunday, October 24, 2010

Pot-Luck-Humor - Senior Wedding....

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Senior > wedding
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>Jacob,
> age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited
> about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to
> discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore..
> Jacob suggests they go in.
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>Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
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>"Are you the owner?"
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>The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
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>Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
>
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>Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
>
>Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
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>Pharmacist: "All kinds."
>
>Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
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>Pharmacist: "Definitely."
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>Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
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>Pharmacist: "You bet!"
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>Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and
> Alzheimer's?"
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>Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
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>Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes
>for Parkinson's disease?"
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>Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
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>Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
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>Pharmacist: "We sure do."
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>Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
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>Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
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>Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
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>Pharmacist: "Sure."
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>Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
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