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After their baby was born, the panicked Jewish father went to see the obstetrician Dr. Cohen. "Doctor," Mr. Spiegel said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine." "Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool." "It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet black hair for generations." "Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?" Spiegel seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months" "There you have it!" the doctor Cohen said confidently. "It's just rust." ====================================================================== A sailor, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby grave. The sailor walked up to the man and asked, "When do you expect your friend to come up and eat the rice?" The old Chinese man replied with a smile, "Same time your friend comes up to smell the flowers." ====================================================================== The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out. ====================================================================== A woman was walking down the street when she was stopped by a man who was carrying out a survey. "Excuse me, Madam, we're doing a survey on peoples' attitudes towards sex." "Really!" said the woman smiling. "Could you please tell me what you think of sex on the television?" "Well," replied the woman, "I think it's extremely uncomfortable, especially when you've got a vase stuck up your ass"!

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