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THIS is TRUE:   SPECIAL DELIVERY: A man called a cab in Chicago, Ill., and then passed out on the way to his destination. After about 10 minutes of unsuccessfully trying to wake him, the frustrated cabbie delivered him to the Rogers Park District police station. When police searched the man's bag, they found what was apparently a miniature meth lab, complete with processed drugs with a street value of about $450,000.  Police arrested Joseph A. Hoffman, 25, and released the cab driver without telling him exactly what his fare was carrying. "They said they found a lot of bad stuff," the hack said. (MS/Chicago Tribune) ... He had $450,000 worth of meth and still couldn't stay awake?!   FOR SALE, BEST OFFER: Stephanie Moreland, 46, was arrested in Bloomington, Minn., for allegedly shoplifting at the Alaskan Fur Company. The store said she had taken a $6,500 coat, which Moreland denied, but when police found the hanger for the coat in her car, she was arrested. After three days in jail, Moreland admitted to a detective she had taken the coat, but said she had already sold it.  After further questioning, Moreland admitted she still had the coat -- and pulled it out of her underwear. "She had modified her underwear," a police spokesman said. The 270-pound woman "actually cut the rear of the underwear out so that from the back it appeared she was not wearing underwear, and then stuffed it down the front," and it stayed there for the three days she was in custody. (RC/WCCO-TV) ... Eww.      SLIPPERY WHEN WET: Police in Victoria, Australia, thought it necessary to advise the public that inflatable sex dolls are "not recognized flotation devices." A man and a woman, both 19, were using blow-up dolls to float down the Yarra River and had made it past Pound Bend Tunnel when the woman was bucked off her toy by rough water and had to be rescued. The area has seen significant flooding recently, and police were "not amused" by the couple's antics. "We've got people busy with rescues and to have to divert resources to that sort of thing is not ideal," said Senior Constable Wayne Wilson. Anticipating the next  question, he added that "the fate of the inflatable dolls is unknown."  (RC/Brisbane Times) ... Actually, I can think of several questions to ask before I'd get to that one.   A POUND OF CURE: A Callaway, Fla., woman was arrested for beating her husband with a rock because he was smoking a cigarette. When police arrived, the couple was outside their house, the 51-year-old man shielding himself from his 41-year-old wife, who was hitting him with a rock, officers said. The man had cuts and bruises, and was bleeding.  The wife continued beating him while screaming at him to give her the pack of cigarettes, even after police told her to stop. The unnamed couple explained that they both had the flu, and the wife thought smoking was unhealthy for him. She claimed she had been "dealing with a lot of [expletive]" for a long time, and added, "a woman can only take so much." She was charged with aggravated battery domestic violence, and the rock was booked as evidence. (JW/Northwest Florida Daily News) ... WARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that your wife is the real hazard to your health.

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