A man was driving through Wyoming one spring evening. The
road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours.
Suddenly his engine started to cough and sputter and then died,
leaving him sitting by the road in total silence. He popped the
hood and looked to see if there was anything that he could do to
get it going again. Unfortunately, he had a limited knowledge of
cars, so all he could do was look at the engine in total disgust.
As he looked at the engine by the gradually fading light of his
flashlight, he cursed that he had not put in new batteries.
Suddenly, through the shadows, came a deep voice, "It's your fuel
pump."
The man jumped when he heard the voice, causing him to hit his head
on the underside of the hood. "Who said that?" he demanded.
As he looked out into the moon lit night, he saw two horses standing
in the field alongside the road.
The man was amazed when the nearest of the two horses repeated,
"It's your fuel pump; tap it with your flashlight, and try it again."
Still dazed from bumping his head, the man tapped the fuel pump with
his flashlight, and then got into the car, turned the key and sure
enough, the engine roared to life.
He muttered a short thanks to the horse and then sped away in his
car.When he reached the next town, he ran into the local bar. "Large
whiskey, please!" he said.
A rancher sitting at the bar looked at the man's ashen face and
asked, "What's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost!"
"It's unbelievable," the man said, as he started telling the rancher
what had just happened to him down the road.
The rancher took a sip of his beer, as he looked thoughtfully at the
man. "A horse, you say? Was it by any chance a white horse?"
The man replied, "Yes it was! Do you think I'm crazy?"
"No, you ain't crazy. In fact, you're lucky," said the rancher.
"Because I happen to know the black horse down there don't
know diddly-squat about cars."
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