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I  don't do windows because
I  love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get  hurt.

 

I don't wax floors because .
I  am terrified a guest will slip and get  hurt then I'll feel  terrible.

 

I don't mind the dust bunnies because .
They are very good  company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything  I say. 

 

I don't disturb cobwebs because .
I want every creature to have  a home of their own. 

 

I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and  don't want the others to get jealous. 

 

I don't pull weeds in the garden because .
I don't want to get  in God's way, he is an excellent designer.

 

 

I  don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because .
I don't  want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me  over for dinner. 

 

I don't iron because .
I choose to believe them when they say  "Permanent Press". 

 

I don't stress much on anything because .
"A Type"  personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a  wrinkled up crusty ol' soul!!!! 

I'm... politically incorrect, morally absent, ethically a pariah, socially an animal, emotionally damaged, sexually absent, ideologically contemptuous, theologically damned, intellectually complicated ...and kind


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