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Things to think about... ___________________________________ Can you cry under water? __________________________________ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ___________________________________ Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?  Where's that extra penny going to?   ___________________________________ Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? ___________________________________ Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ___________________________________ What disease did cured ham actually have? ___________________________________ How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ___________________________________ Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? ___________________________________ If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? ___________________________________ Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? ___________________________________ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? ___________________________________ Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. ___________________________________ Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? ___________________________________ Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? ___________________________________ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? ___________________________________ Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? ___________________________________ If the professor on Gilligan's  Island   can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? ___________________________________ Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! ___________________________________ If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? ___________________________________ If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ___________________________________ If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? ___________________________________ Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ___________________________________ Why did you just try singing the two songs above? ___________________________________ Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? ___________________________________ Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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