I guess One Size fits all does NOT apply to Toupee's either!! Where was she during our Neighborhood Scavenger hunt this summer?! She has everything that was on my list! Ho-Ho-Holy Shit!! Santa???? Thanks to Obamacare- we now have to replenish our own medical supplies on all hospital stays over 24 hours. Pimp My Santa! Ahhh..Reindeers run on Red Bull..makes total sense now! I'm sure it's just fiiiiiiine to take candy from this guy and sit on his lap While your parents shop! WTF is it? And WHY the hell is it at Wal-Mart?? NO need to exercise anymore- just buy clothing that shows everyone what you WANT to look like if you were not so fat and lazy.. Ghetto Smurfette I never leave home without my Kangaroo and my wallet! (Pretty sure this is a crime against animals in at least 39 states??) SERIOUSLY???? You have GOT to be KIDDING ME??? Some lucky kiddo out there has a Grandma and Grandpa all rolled into one! When it's gonna require a liiiitle more than a just a little Nip and Tuck My Mom always said "If yer gonna throw a tantrum, you may as well be dusting the floor while you're down there!" Now that's a double-scoop of some chocolate asscream! What happens if you can manage to keep your Chia Pet alive long enough... I feel SO SORRY for this kid when he was HALF his size..think about it for a moment... :-0 How's that go again??....No shoes, No Shirt..oh, you got suspenders? Well, okay..go on in Bubba.. I'm sure this gets the Ladies excited! Can't this guy see the hat clearly does NOT match his outift??? Uhm..who is in that much of a hurry to get to Wal-Mart you can't finish dressing? Pants are in ISLE Granny !!!! GET SOME |
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