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----- Children Are Quick :) ____________________________________  TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America   .  MARIA:         Here it  is.  TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America  ?  CLASS:        Maria.  ____________________________________    TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?  JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.  __________________________________________  TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'  GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'  TEACHER:  No, that's wrong  GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.    (I  Love this child)  ____________________________________________  TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?  DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.  TEACHER:   What are you talking about?  DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.    __________________________________  TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.  WINNIE:        Me!  __________________________________________    TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?  GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.    _______________________________________  TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '  MILLIE:          I  is..  TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'  MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'       ________________________________  TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.                           Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?  LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand....      ______________________________________    TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?  SIMON:          No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.    ______________________________  TEACHER:    Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your  brother's.   Did you  copy his?  CLYDE  :       No, sir. It's the same dog.     (I want to adopt this kid!!!)  ___________________________________  TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?  HAROLD:      A teacher  __________________________________

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