Sunday, January 23, 2011

MisfitsCafe.com - Flat Tires, Headlights, and Running Boards !



 
 
                                                                       
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                                                                        Everyone Needs To Laugh

 
 
                       
Subject:  BLONDES GET EVEN
 
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A  trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of Running boards." 
 
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of  headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?" 
 
"No," the cook  said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon." 
 
"Oh, OK!"  said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. 
 
The trucker asked,
"What are the beans for, Blondie?" 
 
 I LOVE THIS  ONE............
 
       

 
She  replied, "I thought while you were waiting
 for the flat tires, headlights and  running boards, you might as well  gasup!" 

 
  FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
 
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