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Sunday, January 23, 2011

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:

· -she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

· -she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

· -she thought a quarterback was a refund.

· -she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

· -she thought Boyz II Men was a day care centre.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:

· -she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.

· -she thought General Motors was in the army.

· -she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

· -she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

· -under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics."

She was soooooooooooooo Blonde:

· -she tripped over a cordless phone.

· -she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
Because it said "concentrate."

· -she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
"DON'T WALK."

· -at the bottom of the application where it says "sign
here," she put "Sagittarius."

· -she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:

· -she studied for a blood test.

· -she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."

· -she sold the car for gas money!

· -when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.

· -when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:

· -when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home, she moved.

· -she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

· -if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

· -she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the
evening.

· -she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
stood for "Tits Go In Front."

· -she thought Grape Nuts was a venereal disease!

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